- British author JK Rowling published an open letter calling for the end of “cancel culture” on Wednesday.
- Reports surfaced on the same day that Kendall & Kylie Jenner ignored a travel ban to go on vacation.
- These influencers are promoting dangerous behavior and offering nothing of value in return. Let’s squeeze them onto the Cancel Train before it departs.
JK Rowling just penned an open letter calling for the end of cancel culture. I’m all for this change, but not before we drop the deadweight that is Kendall and Kylie Jenner.
These two reportedly went on a distant vacation during a travel ban.
While it’s not like they wore blackface or assaulted anyone, these useless ‘influencers’ are a drain on society, and they’re promoting dangerous behavior.
Let’s back up the Cancel Bus and make room for two.
Kendall & Kylie Jenner Ignore Every Precaution
Kylie Jenner and her sister Kendall decided it was a great time to flaunt their latest vacation to Utah. And they weren’t alone.
At least four friends joined them. And none of them wore masks or socially distanced.
The CDC has recommended avoiding all non-essential travel.
A trip to Utah with friends fits the definition of “non-essential,” unless, of course, you consider vapid modeling pics “essential.”
The least they could do is travel under the radar. Instead, they’ve promoted their virus-loving behavior to millions upon millions of their followers.
And let’s be honest, if you follow the Jenners, you probably aren’t reading up on the latest pandemic science.
This isn’t the first time a Jenner has acted ignorantly in this pandemic.
Kylie Has Been Here Before
Earlier this year, Kylie Jenner took to Instagram to hilariously post this message:
It’s so important right now to
Introducing himself as Wednesday night’s guest-host on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Billy Eichner said, “Welcome to another night of entertainment in our disease-ravaged fascist state.”
Later in his monologue, the comedian and Lion King star explained that he’s always dreamt of hosting a late-night talk show. “So someday I hope to,” he joked. “Because this is not a late-night talk show. This is like hosting the world’s saddest makeup tutorial.”
Among Eichner’s guests for the night was South Carolina Democrat Jaime Harrison, who just happens to be running for Senate against Lindsey Graham. Even the night’s first guest, Amy Schumer, was excited for Harrison’s appearance, telling Eichner, “Let’s unseat Lindsey Graham, honey!”
When it came time to introduce his next guest, Eichner described him as the man who is “hoping to send Lindsey Graham off into a very unhappy retirement at Shady Pines.” Harrison may or not have gotten the Golden Girls joke, but he was clearly thrilled to be there.
Eichner congratulated Harrison on raising a “s
As we enter the fifth month of the coronavirus pandemic, Americans are left with a number of important questions:
Will this thing ever end? How will the economy recover? And of course …
… will Kylie Jenner ever run out of ideas for top-notch quarantine content?
As we’ve been saying from the start, Kylie has been bringing her A-game to Instagram since the very beginning of this global health crisis.
No, Kylie didn’t cure the coronavirus like the Surgeon General wanted her to.
But don’t sell her short. Kylie did help Americans keep their minds off their mounting woes by twerking in a bikini.
That has to count for something, right?
At first, Kylie was stuck at home like the rest of America – although in cases like this, Stars Are Not Just Like Us.
The concept of stay at home orders take on different meaning when considering the living conditions of said locations.
Quarantining is smidge more tolerable when home is a $36 million mansion in Southern California, but we digress.
These days, however, Kylie is on the move.
In most parts of the U.S., interstate travel is still discouraged, but enforcement is challenging, and not all travel is equal.
When you’re in a private jet and shuttled straight from the airport to a secluded private residence, the rules no longer apply.
Currently, Kylie is spending time with friends in … Utah.
Yes, a state best known for prohibiting all forms of fun.
The fact that she’s hanging out (pun intended) in a state best known for its association with a sect of religious fundamentalists elevates Kylie’s latest risque bikini pics to the level of subversive art.
Or maybe she’s just trying to catch her baby daddy’s attention with an old-fashioned thirst trap. Tough to say.
Kylie captioned her photos with suggestive captions that many believe to be targeted at her ex-boyfriend Travis Scott.
“Only thing missing is you,” she wrote alongside one photo.
“Let’s skip to the good part,” she captioned another.
We can’t be certain, but we’re guessing the “good part” is something Brigham Young and his merry band of worshippers outlawed when they first settled in the Beehive State back in the 19th century.
Anyway, Ms. Jenner could be sending a coded message to Travis, or she might have a new man in her life.
We cannot say. We can only bow down.
The important thing from the perspective of us peasants is that she keeps delivering the god-tier conten